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Due to inflation, a picture is now worth only 750 words.

It's in the can.

They say no book club begins until the tea is poured. However, my book club starts with "tea-" and ends with "-quila".

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I'll have the Chocolate Cherry Bordeaux... No, the ice cream.

Sometimes you want to fry an egg, but it won't crack... it has already been hard boiled.

Confusion is the best illusion to cause a revolution.

If I can't have it, I'll just get it on Amazon..

A broken globe is right at least every four years.

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Cheers to the #7's

SPAM: put it in something.

quantity beats quality went quality fails to quantify.

The only can of paint that shows your true colors.

Nothing like waiting for a loading screen.

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Home is where the help is.

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